We received more than 100 submissions for “Best of Queens” this year, detailing our readers’ favorite Queens establishments. But not everybody seemed to understand the point.
One reader submission gave us some personal preferences, without listing any particulars. Some of this reader’s “bests” include:
Breakfast: Eggs with sausage and harsh (sic) brown.
Steak: I like it well done.
Hair Salon: My hair needs to be set every two weeks.
Gym: I go to aquatic exer-cise at least three to four days.
Movie Theater: I like cer-tain movies.
Park: I like to go to the park.
Your Personal Best: My personal best is cooking. I cooked good food.
We’re sorry to say, dear reader, your selections did not make our list this year.
But you certainly win the award for most amusing submission.