Parking Makes People Nuts

Is this the hero we deserve?

A Glendale vigilante armed with a can of black spray paint and a profane vocabulary has been hitting the streets in the name of Parking Righteousness.

According to published reports, this Peter Parking has been attacking cars that lie askew or leave little space in their spots, with such eloquent reprisals as “Hey s*** bag park right!” and “Learn to park S bag.”

A number of Glendale residents have expressed their frustration with the vulgar vandal to the press.

There have been other recent events in Glendale that might inspire ire – namely the installation of a homeless shelter despite residents’ and electeds’ protests – we here at QConf
suggest this sidewalk stalker take up a new, less illegal cause.