New York media has been abuzz about the coyote sighting on the roof of L.I.C. Bar in Long Island City last week.
How did he get to Queens? Did he pay the toll to get over the Triboro – sorry, Robert F. Kennedy – or Throgs Neck bridges or did he take the Queensboro…er…Ed Koch-Queensboro? Perhaps he hopped on a ferry or resorted to Oregon Trail times and forded the East River.
Has anyone been looking for the Road Runner? Is there some sort of Rube Goldberg contraption inside the Paragon Paint factory where the animal is allegedly hiding?
We also think we know how to lure him out of the factory. Just get a megaphone and produce a high-pitched “meep meep” and the Wile E. guy will come running.